love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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