I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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