Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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