Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
there is glitter all over my balls
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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