Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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