Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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