you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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