so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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