He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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