So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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