If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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