Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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