Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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