I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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