What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Apparently you make a good broom.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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