i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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