I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just found a bag of teeth...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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