dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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