id be glad to
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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