New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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