I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
