I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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