on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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