the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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