So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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