How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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