You can't special order awesome
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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