one two three fourrrrnication!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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