He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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