Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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