WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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