Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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