White coat. Heels.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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