I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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