I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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