btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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