Your tits are I can't wait for
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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