so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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