Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
