Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
