Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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