Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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