you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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