ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
All I want is dick and wine.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
