Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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