good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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