Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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