I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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