Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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