my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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