I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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