How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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