But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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