Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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