this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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