Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
