he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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