OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
