i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
handjob tips. give me some.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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